LOLGRIMS

I SEE DEAD TURKEYS

Megan's back! Back again! Tell a friend.

Disease Vector-Based Artwork

This one may not be 100% historically accurate, but it's 150% depressing to think about. You've made me a little less ebullient, Dan_E_Boy.

It's not the spillage, it's the waste

I had to do a little digging to find the creator of this one, but it's a classic. Thanks, Dave!

Some ancient Italian maxim fits our situation, whose particulars escape me.

Astute fans of HBO's Deadwood will get this one best. They will hopefully also survive it. Thank you, Ronilo!

Two Pieces, Both Juicy

Are you creeped out? I'm not creeped out and that creeps me out. Thanks, Kristina!

And his detractors say he never served!

Krunchy Kyle Hatch sent in a ton of LOLGRIMS, but this is the one that broked my heart.

Newton's Laws of Deliciousness

You kind of need to read this one aloud and also have a photo-ma-graphical memory for advertisements for this one. It's worth it, me promise. Ten internet points to Mr. Harris!

CERTIFIED EXPERTS

Mighty Joe does it again. Dude's got a PHD in identifying turkeys.

Some Animals' Good Self-Esteem Was Hurt in the...

Good show, Daniel Hougey. You just hurt my brain in a completely new way.

"FREEDOM" is defined as "I get to do what *I* want"

Unsecretcrush uses the white man's 21st century guilt against him to great effect.

Bless this Fancy Feast

notdanmilano drops what can only be described as a hot, steaming load of post-meta-commentary on this whole shebang.

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH ON

Meghan scores bigtime on the creep-o-meter with this one.

A Canadian turkey would do this in a river in overalls

A bird of poise, brought to you by Xeni J., Chief Patron of LOL.

She drank a lot of White-Out during the third trimester

Absinthetic ambles into the room, his gaze challenging every blogger in the joint. This dude essentially owned LOLBOTS.

INVISIBLE FARM SUBSIDY

Mighty Joe Bergin shoots, scores, makes me snort milk through noses and such.

Buckets, of Fun

Mizufae made this, and walked off with all my delicious corn when my back was turned. I guess magic and imperialism are both about misdirection.

Did he travel back in time to kill his Grandfather or to simply steal his soul?

Rickdomingo has two dogs. They are a paradoxen.

Wherein We Utilize High Temperatures Incorrectly

Dossy is definitely NOT doing it wrong, as you can see here. Please print and post these by your oven as safety tips.

CONFLUENCES IN THE TIME-STREAM

rocket_auk made me a little sad inside with this one.

A Call To Paws

Dossy and Rickydomingo pointed out and mutated this particular strain of fun.

KTHXBYE, GOD

Thanks, Invisibelle! You're first on the scene. (except for the natives)

I Do Indeed

This one got me started. Let's see what other giblets people can come up with...